Written by Ween
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Bless the father bless the son
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Cross your heart 'cause you're the one
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Collecting moonbeams in the morning
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Curvy sticks and wooden poles
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Assisting you in plugging holes
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Plug them holes till you see straight through to the mind's eye
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Think about it turn around
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And go back to the quiet sound
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Of Jim and Dan prancing 'round the pool
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You were the fool, and I feel sorry for you
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You were the fool, but there's something you can do
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__Verse__
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You can wash your arm in a pool of mud
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You can chop a tree, prevent a flood
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You can speak with a turtle just by flipping him around
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You can build a boat, and sail the sea
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You can buy a moat and forge a key
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Initiate the sequence, create catastrophe
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Think about it turn around
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And go back to the quiet sound
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Of Jim and Dan prancing 'round the pool
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You were the fool, and I feel sorry for you
E D A
You were the fool, but there's something you can do
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Bless the father, bless the son
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Cross your heart 'cause you're the one
A E
Collecting moonbeams in the morning
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Curvy sticks and wooden poles
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Assisting you in plugging holes
A E
Plug them holes till you see straight through to the mind's eye
(E)
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Think about it turn around
A
And go back to the quiet sound
C D
Of Jim and Dan prancing round the pool
E A E
You were the fool, and I feel sorry for you
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You were the fool, but there's something you can do
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You were the fool
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