Written by Yo La Tengo
Fmaj7 Ebmaj7 "We Proudly Welcome Tony Orlando" Fmaj7 Ebmaj7 The state fair marquee reads Fmaj7 Ebmaj7 Fmaj7 Inside, a thousand people with yellow ribbons sing Ebmaj7 And clap on 1 and 3 Fmaj7 Watch him burn Ebmaj7 He's dropping to his knees Fmaj7 Watch him burn Ebmaj7 A medley: hits from Grease Fmaj7 Watch him burn Ebmaj7 Bb Gm He never fails to please main riff Fmaj7 Ebmaj7 Meanwhile in Tahoe outside Casa Tony Fmaj7 Ebmaj7 Wet rags of gasoline Fmaj7 Ebmaj7 Fmaj7 A jealous Frankie Valli says, "Dawn, I want you back" Ebmaj7 Lights a match and counts to three Fmaj7 Watch it burn Ebmaj7 Reluctantly he leaves Fmaj7 Watch it burn Ebmaj7 Acrid smoke making him wheeze Fmaj7 Watch it burn Ebmaj7 Bb Gm Humming "Sherry," splits the scene main riff Fmaj7 Watch it burn Ebmaj7 Reluctantly he leaves Fmaj7 Watch it burn Ebmaj7 Acrid smoke making him wheeze Fmaj7 Watch it burn Ebmaj7 Bb Gm Humming "Sherry," splits the scene main riff "We're sorry to inform you Tony Orlando has been postponed."