Intro: C C C C C C D D E E I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah A D E Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda A S O D A, soda E I saw the little runt sitting there on a log A D E I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" A Y O D A, Yoda C C C C C C D D E Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A D A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green E Oh, my Yoda A Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand A D How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand E Oh, my Yoda A C Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda B7 Well, I left home just a week before D And I've never ever been a Jedi before A But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course A He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" E Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben A D So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again E With my Yoda A C Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E Yoda A C C C C C C D D E Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda A E D So I used the Force A E D I picked up a box A E D I lifted some rocks B7 While I stood on my head B7 Well, I won't forget what Yoda said E He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side A D And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" E Oh, my Yoda A Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed A D But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" E Oh, my Yoda A Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda B7 Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess D So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess A But I know that I'll be coming back some day A I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray E The long-term contract that I had to sign A D Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time E With my Yoda A C C C C C C D D Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda E A C C C C C C D D Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda (REPEAT AND FADE TO END)