Written by Adam Sandler / Tim Herlihy
E A You don't know how much I need you. E A While you're near me I don't feel blue. E A And when we kiss I know you need me too. E A Can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. E A But it all was bullshit. E A It was a goddamned joke. E A And when I think of you Linda, E A I hope you fucking choke. I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here all alone, tears running constantly. Oh somebody kill me please, somebody kill me plee-ase, I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please kill me. I want to die. Put a bullet in my head.