Written by Arctic Monkeys/Alex Turner
Intro: Gm Gb Eb Bbmaj7 Bb7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 (Oooh) (Yeah) Cm7 F7 Bbmaj7 Bb7 (Oooh) (Oooh) verse 1 Cm7 F7 I just wanted to be one of The Strokes Cm7 Now look at the mess you made me make F7 Cm7 Hitchhiking with a monogrammed suitcase F7 Bbmaj7 Bb7 Miles away from any half-useful imaginary highway Cm7 F7 I'm a big name in deep space, ask your mates Cm7 F7 But golden boy's in bad shape Cm7 I found out the hard way that F7 Bbmaj7 Here ain't no place for dolls like you and me Bb7 Everybody's on a barge Cm7 F7 Floating down the endless stream of great TV Cm7 F7 1984, 2019 Pre-Chorus 1 Cm7 F7 Maybe I was a little too wild in the '70s Cm7 F7 Rocket-ship grease down the cracks of my knuckles Cm7 F7 Karate bandana, warp speed chic Cm7 F7 Hair down to there, impressive moustache Cm7 F7 Love came in a bottle with a twist-off cap Bbmaj7 Bb7 Let's all have a swig and do a hot lapverse 2 Cm7 F7 I just wanted to be one of those ghosts Cm7 F7 You thought that you could forget Cm7 F7 And then I haunt you via the rear view mirror Bbmaj7 B7 On a long drive from the back seat Cm7 F7 But it's alright, 'cause you love me Cm7 F7 And you recognise that it's ain't how it should be Cm7 F7 Your eyes are heavy and the weather's getting ugly Bbmaj7 Bb7 So pull over, I know the place Cm7 F7 Don't you know an apparition is a cheap date? Cm7 F7 What exactly is it you've been drinking these days? Cm7 F7 Jukebox in the corner, long, hot summer Cm7 F7 They've got a film up on the wall and it's dark enough to dance Cm7 What do you mean you've never seen Blade Runner? Cm7 F7 Pre-Chorus 2 Cm7 F7 Oh, maybe I was a little too wild in the '70s Bbmaj7 Bb7 Back down to earth with a lounge singer shimmer Cm7 F7 Cm7 Elevator down to my make believe residency F7 From the honeymoon suite Cm7 F7 Two shows a day, four nights a week Bbmaj7 Bb7 Easy moneyGm F7 So who you gonna call? Gm Bbmaj7 B7 Eb Gb Eb The martini police? Bbmaj7 Bb7 Cm7 F7 Baby, that isn't how they look tonight, oh no Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Bbmaj7 Bb7 It took the light forever to get to your eyesOutro Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 And as we gaze skyward, ain't it dark early? Cm7 F7 Bbmaj7 B7 It's the star treatment, yeah Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 And as we gaze skyward, ain't it dark early? Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 It's the star treatment Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 It's the star treatment Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 The star treatment Outro Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7Gm F7 So who you gonna call? Gm Bbmaj7 B7 Eb Gb Eb The martini police? Bbmaj7 B7 Ooooh Gm F7 So who you gonna call? Gm Bbmaj7 B7 Eb Gb Eb The martini police? Bbmaj7 B7 Cm7 F7 Oh, baby, that isn't how they look tonight Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 Cm7 F7 It took the light absolutely forever to get to your eyes