Written by Tom Evans
Intro: / G / A / C / G / G / A / C / G / Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhh G C G D G Arthur loves his wife and children Arthur takes lunch everyday G C G D G Arthur likes it at the local Likes his pint at end of day G A C G A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner G A C G A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner G C G D G Arthur talks to sexy Frida Takes her milk there everyday G C G D G Frida's telling hungry Arthur of the debt she'd like to pay G C G D G But she hasn't got the money Arthur coughs to clear the air G C G D G Asks him in and calls him "honey" Up they toggle up the stairs G A C G A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner G A C G A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner G C G D G Arthur hates his wife and children Makes his own lunch everyday G C G D G Likes it down at sexy Frida's Frida takes a pint a day G A C G A-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the corner G A C G A-A-Arthur She's already had one owner