Christmas With My Dad

	  		
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Christmas is so freaking annoying 
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The ornaments and cards are all so fake 
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Candy canes all taste like ten-year-old toothpaste 
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And gingerbread gives me a raging stomachache 
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The carols are so stale and relentless 
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They carry through the air like the smell of something bad 
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But the one thing I look forward to 
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This time of year 
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Is spending Christmas with my dad 
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    Spending Christmas with my dad 

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He comes in with his arms full of presents 
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His smile is wide and his hair is full of snow 
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He pulls out a guitar and lays down a classic bar 
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Of an underrated song from long ago 
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And when he sings my heart flies wide open 
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I'm happy and, I guess, a little sad 
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Cause he doesn't visit me, no I just watch him on TV 
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That's how I spend Christmas with my dad 
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Merry Christmas, Daddy! 
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That's Christmas with my dad 

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I've DVRed his shows since I was nine 
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I memorized each song and every line 
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When Mom's not home, I turn them on and revel in the sound 
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It's what the house would be like if Dad had stayed around 
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I'd ask him bout the cities that he toured 
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He'd show me how to play a 7th Chord 
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It sucks to only know your dad from specials on TV 
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I wish he thought I was as special as his specials are to me 

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Christmas is so freaking depressing 
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Commercialism, suicides, and snow 
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Mom goes on defense, and Bob's just kind of dense 
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They're the only family that I know 
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But tomorrow when I turn on the TV 
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I'll see the family that I could've had 
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It's the one thing I look forward to this time of year 
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Spending Christmas with my dad 
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Merry Christmas, Daddy! 
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Maybe one day he will be on this side of the TV 
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We'll make fun of the carolers and burn down the tree 
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And that's the greatest present there could ever be 
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Dad spending Christmas with me 
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Won't you be there, Daddy? 
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Spend your Christmas with me! 

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