If You're Feeling Sinister

	  		 

Intro A  E 

Verse 1:

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Anthony walked to his death 
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Because he'd thought he'd never feel this way again 
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If he goes back to the house 
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Then things would go from bad to worse what could he do? 
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He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that funny day 
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And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because 
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It's bound to be less boring than today 
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It's bound to be less boring than to-morrow 

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Hilary walked to her death because she couldn't think of anything 
To say 
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Everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened 
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Anyway 
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Nobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep 
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She was into S&M and bible studies 
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Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me 
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Her cup of tea she would admit to no-one 
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Her cup of tea she would admit to me 
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Her cup of tea she would admit to no-one 

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Hilary went to the catholic church because she wanted information 
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The vicar or whatever took her to one side and gave her 
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Confirmation 
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Saint Teresa's calling her, the church up on the hill is looking 
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Lovely 
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But it doesn't interest, the only thing she wants to know is 
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How and why and where to go 
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How and why and where to follow 
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How and why and where to go 
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How and why and where to follow 
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But if you are feeling sinister 
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Go off and see a minister 
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He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless 
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Unbeliever 
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La la la la la la la 

Verse 1:

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When she got back her spirituality was thrown into confusion 
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So she got a special deal on renting from the man at Rediffusion 
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Look at me I'm on TV It makes up for the shortcomings of being poor 
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Now I'm in a million pieces picked up for deliberation 
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By the people listening at home 
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By the people watching on the telly 
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By the people listening at home 
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By the people watching on the telly 

Final 

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But if you are feeling sinister 
    B 
Go off and see a minister 
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He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless 
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Unbeliever 
         A            E 
La la la la la la la 
         A 
La la la la la la la 
       F#m 
But if you are feeling sinister 
   B 
Go off and see a minister 
    A 
The chances are you'll probably feel better 
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If you stay and play with yourself