Happy News For Sadness

	  		
Verse 1:

                        E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                         A 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 
                        E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                         A 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 

 E 
My eyebrows are growing back in nicely 
 A 
But I'm still ugly on the inside 

  E 
An ad for a kid's movie 

On the back of the Rice Krispies 
 A 
It came out in 2003 

Sure hope it's talking about the DVD 

                       E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                 A 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 
                        E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                         A 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 

                       E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                        A 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 
                        E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                        A      E 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 

Verse 2:

E 
I liked you better when you hated yourself 
       A 
Every time I think about love 
N.c 
I think about me thinking about you 

 E 
Changing your anatomy 
                               A 
Hipbone is connected to my heart 

Every time I think about love 

I think about you thinking about me 

 E 
Nobody wants to know 

(My eyebrows are growing back in nicely) 

What you got to say at all 

(My eyebrows are growing back in nicely) 
 A 
Nobody cares about 

(But I'm still ugly on the inside) 

Your life and the people in it 

(But I'm still ugly on the inside) 
 E 
So you can stop telling me it gets better 

(An ad for a kid's movie) 

And pack all your stuff in these boxes 

(On the back of the Rice Krispies) 
 A 
And send them to the Salvation Army 

(It came out in 2003) 

Cause they're the only one- 

(Sure hope it's talking about the DVD) 

                        E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                        A 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 
                         E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                         A 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 

                         E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                         A 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 
                         E 
You can never tell the truth 
                                         A 
But you can tell something that sounds like it 

Final E