Written by Shel Silverstein
Intro: A A E Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's busy, too busy to come to the phone A Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's trying to start a new life of her own. D A Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's happy... E A So why don't you leave her alone? E And the operator says: "Forty cents more, for the next three minutes."A E Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's packing, she's going to be leaving today. A Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's marrying, a fellow down Galveston-Way D A Sylvia's mother says "Please don't say nothing... E A To make her start crying and stay." E And the operator says: "Forty cents more, for the next three minutes." (Chorus) A E Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's hurrying, she's catching the nine o'clock train. A Sylvia's mother says: "Take your umbrella, cause Sylvia it's starting to rain." D A And Sylvia's mother says "Thank you for calling... E A And so won't you come back again." E And the operator says: "Forty cents more, for the next three minutes." (Chorus) Tell her goodbye Please, tell her goodbye Goodbye ...D A Please Mrs. Adria, I've just got to talk to her E A I'll only keep her a while D A Please Mrs. Adria, just want to tell her E Goodbye...