Your Feets Too Big

	  		Intro 
N.C. 
Who's that walkin' round here? 

Mercy, 

F Fm C C7 G7 C 

G7 C 
     Sounds like baby patter 
                      G7                     C  G7 C 
Baby elephant patter, that's what I calls it 

Verse 1:
       G7 
  Say, up in Harlem at a table for two 
C 
  There were four of us: me, your big feet, and you 
G7 
  From your ankle up, I'll say you sure are sweet 
C* 
  From there down there's just too much feet 


     F                   Fm 
Yes, your feet's too big 
                           C 
Don't want you 'cause your feet's too big 
      C7                  G7 
Can't use you 'cause your feet's too big 
                              C 
I really hate you 'cause your feet's too big 


Bridge:
 
C       Am7 
Lah-dee-doo-dah, 
D7      G7 
Nah-dah-nah-dah 
C           Am7 
Where'd 'ya get 'em? 
D7      G7 
Nah-dee-ah-dah 

Verse 2:
G7 
  Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice 
C 
  Got what it takes to be in paradise 
G7 
  She said likes your face, she likes your rig 
C* 
  Man, oh man, them things are too big 

 
    F                   Fm 
Oh, your feet's too big 
                           C 
Don't want you 'cause your feet's too big 
       C7              G7 
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big 
                       C 
I hate you 'cause your feet's too big 



Instrumental Interlude 
F  Fm 
C C7 
G7 
My Goodness! Gun the gunboats! 

C 

F Fm C 
      Ship, ship, ship! 

C7 G7 
C 


Verse 3:
 
        F                     Fm 
 Oh your pedal extremities are colossal 
C 
 To me, you look just like a fossil 
C7   G7 
 You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin' 
             C 
 'Cause your feet's too big, yeah 

F                            Fm 
  Come on and walk that thing 
C 
  Oh, I've never heard of such walkin', mercy 
C7 G7  C 

Outro 
N.C. 
Your, your pedal extremities really are obnoxious 

One never knows, do one?