Written by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 Make like a Mister Milquetoast and you'll get shut out Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 Make like a Mister Meek and you'll get cut out G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 Make like a little lamb, and wham, you're horn G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 Make like a Mister Mumbles and you're a zero Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 Make like a Mister Big; they dig a hero G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 You've got to sound your "A" the day you're born G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 The taller the tree is the sweeter the peach G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 I'll give you the whole maguilla in a one word speach: Reach Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 Make like the world's your pudding, but light the brandy G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 Even the mildest kiss is a dan, dan, dandy G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 There'll be no love in bloom come dooms day morn Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn Interlude: G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 In civilized jungles females adore G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 The lions who come on swingin'; if you wanna score - roar Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 You can be either read to or be the reader Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 You can be either lead or be the leader G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 Don't wait until you're told you're old and worn Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 Take in some air and get your lips puckered Am9 Am5-/7 D13 D7 Before you find you're simply too tuckered G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#dim Am7 D7 I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn