Verse 1: (all G chord) 5:30 pm rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town I've only got time for a couple of beers And a jukebox song ringing in my ears Next thing you know the bartender's pouring, shots are flowing Got me stoned and all I really know is that I should be going But I'm soakin' up the moment Chorus: G I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up C G Don't believe I've ever had this much D One thing I've learned when you get tore up G Time sure flies when you're all Jacked up Verse 2: (all G chord) It was gettin' mighty close to 9 o'clock What the hell I'll have one more shot Then a wink and a boy at the end of the bar Guess I mighta must've gone a little too far Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth I guess I had it comin' I deserved it too Chorus 2: G Cause I was all Jacked up, all Jacked up C G Don't believe I've ever had this much D One thing I've learned when you get tore up G Don't start no start no stuff when you're all Jacked up Instrumental Break: G C G D G Verse 3: (all G chord) Don't have to go home but you can't stay here That's what they said when I got my last beer Oh my God it's 2 o'clock, can't find my keys and my truck's locked So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window Hurt my elbow, got me in though Two foot later backed in to the light pole All the town folk, got a good show Chorus 3: G I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up C G Don't believe I've ever had this much D One thing I've learned when you get tore up G Don't drive your truck when you're all Jacked up G C G Jacked up... woooo ooh D One thing I've learned when you get tore up G Don't start no stuff when you're all Jacked up D One thing I've learned when you get tore up C Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar, hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are G When you're all.... Jacked up G All Jacked up, all Jacked up C G All Jacked up, all Jacked up D C G yeah yeah yeah yeah....