E
I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich
B7 E
When a man walked up to me
B7
'Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?
E
If music be the food of love are you the indigestion?
B7 E
Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly yes.
E
Found myself standing 'mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads
B7 E
When a frail voice asked of me:
B7
Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tension
E
Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension?
B7 E
No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off no.
E
Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom
B7 E
When he reached out for the jar
B7
He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet
E
A Haliborange overdose that's not the right way
B7 E
To ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill yourself.
E
Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion
B7 E
When the stallion said to me:
B7
That's the third biro that you've broke and all day I cannot wait
E
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate?
B7 E
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stallion.
E G B7 E
Me and my girl sealclubbing
G B7 E
Me and my girl out on the ice
G B7 E
Me and my girl sealclubbing
G B7 E
Me and my girl oh so nice.
E G B7 E
Me and my girl sealclubbing
G B7 E
Me and my girl out on the ice
G B7 E
Me and my girl sealclubbing
G B7 E
Me and my girl oh paradise.
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