Red Neck Friend

	  		
Intro: A     A     B     B       


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E                         
Pretty little one 
           C#m               E 
How has it all begun? They're teaching you how to walk 
                 C#m                   A              E                 A                B 
But you're already on the run   Little one-- What you gonna do?  Little one--Honey, it's all up to you 


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         E                                  C#m          E                             C#m 
Now your daddy's in the den shootin'up the evening news Mama's with a friend,lately she's    been   
 B                      A                E            A                                  
so confused  Little one-- Come on and take my hand I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan 


          A                               E                         B 
Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line And see if we can't get in 
                  E 
     touch with a very close friend of mine 
           A           
But let me clue you in, it ain't like him 
  E 
To argue or pretend-- 
B                                A             E 
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend 



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             E                                        C#m 
Well they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve 
            E                            C#m 
They've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move 
        A 
Little one-- 
         E 
I really wish you would 
        A 
Little one-- 
            B 
I think the damage would do you good. 

 
          A                               E 
Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line 
                B 
We're going to forget all about the battle 
           E 
It's gonna feel so fine 
                A                               E 
'cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink--Eleven on a scale of ten 
B                                A 
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend 

          A                               E                   
Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line 
             B 
I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle 
               E                      
And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin' 
          A 
Now honey don't just stand there 
E 
Lookin' like this dream will never end 
B                                A 
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend