Verse D Well they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late last month A Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find none D He came home too drunk from mixin' Tanqueray and wine A D He got a gun shot a night clerk now they call him Johnny 99 D Dawn in that part of town where when you hit red light you don't stop A Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatin' to blow his top D When an off duty cop snuck up on him on from behind A Out in front of the club Tip Top they slapped the cuffs on Johnny 99 Verse G D Well the city supplied a public defender but the judge was mean John Brown A He came into the courtroom and stared poor Johnny down D Well the evidence is clear gonna let the sentence fit the crime A D Prison for 98 and a year will make it even Johnny 99 Verse G D A fist fight broke out in the courtroom they had to drag Johnny's girl away A His mama stood up and shouted judge don't take my boy this way D Well son you got any statement you'd like to make A D Before the bailiff comes to forever take you away G D Yes judge I got debts no honest man could pay A The bank was holdin' my mortgage they was takin' my house away D Now I ain't sayin' that makes me an innocent man A D But it was more than all this that put that gun in my hand G D And your honor I do believe I'd be better off dead A If you can take a man's life for the thoughts that are in his head D Then won't you sit back in that chair and think it over one more time A D And let 'em shave off my hair and burn Johnny 99