Written by Jack Clement
G G7 C G There once was a musical troop a pickin' singin' folk group C G D7 They sang the mountain ballads and the folk songs of our land G G7 C G They were long on musical ability folks thought they would go far C G D7 G But political incompatibility led to their downfall C G Well the one on the right was on the left D7 G And the one on the middle was on the right C G And the one on the left was in the middle D7 G And the guy in the rear was a Methodist G7 C G This musical aggregation toured the entire nation C G D7 Singing traditional ballads and the folk songs of our land G G7 C G They performed with great virtuosity and soon they were the rage C G D7 G But political animosity prevailed upon the stage C G Well the one on the right was on the left D7 G And the one on the middle was on the right C G And the one on the left was in the middle D7 G And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license G7 C G When the curtain had ascended a hush fell on the crowd C G D7 As thousands there were gathered to hear the folk songs of our land G G7 But they took their politics seriously C G And that night at the concert hall C G D7 G As the audience watched deliriously they had a free for all C G Well the one on the right was on the bottom D7 G And the one on the middle was on the top C G And the one on the left got a broken arm D7 G And the guy on his rear said oh dear G7 C G Now this should be a lesson if you plan to start a folk group C G D7 Don't go mixing politics with the folk songs of our land G G7 C G Just work on harmony and diction play your banjo well C G D7 G And if you have political conviction keep 'em to yourself C G Now the one on the left works in the bank D7 G And the one on the middle drives a truck C G The one on the right's an all night DJ D7 G And the guy in the rear got drafted