Intro: C C F C (2x) C F C There's a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still F C F-C There are children making angels in the snow F G The sunset paints the sky at night C G Am An old man works by candlelight Dm G A tiny baby smiles and waves hello F Dm G C In the cold gray light of dawn an eagle flies Bb Am G And the men are happy wearing matching ties Bb F A pair of poodles Ab C A broken finger will not bend Bb F Soup with noodles C A female Klingon's drunk boyfriend Bb F A sexy lady Ab C This party's better than it seems Bb Warren Beatty F G Dear sleeping giant panda: pleasant dreams C C F C x2 C A visit to the dentist F C A place to get some pie F C F-C A rainbow floats above a waterfall F G A ferris wheel, a carousel C G Am The landlord never learned to spell Dm G Someone put graffiti on the wall F Dm G C Atop the Christmas tree, a shining star Bb Am G And Dwyer's rocking out on air guitar Bb F A freight train passes Ab C Someone's grandma owns a gun Bb F A dog with glasses C C A strange balloon man has too much fun Bb F Thumbs up for Slurpees Fm C If you're receiving then you're not gay Bb A case of herpes F G C As it turns out the eyepatch is A-OK Outro: C C F C F Dm C