Intro E7 A7 E7 E7 E7 A7 E7 E7 verse 1 E7 A7 E7 You're the kind of girl that everybody's wonderin' about E7 A7 E7 Yeah, you're the kind of person that everybody is staring at A7 E7 But now you are a topless dancer working out of a bar in Times Square A7 E7 And everybody wishes you were back in the massage parlor back there, over thereBass solo verse 2 E7 A7 E7 Your old man was the best B&E man down on the streets E7 A7 E7 And all the guys on the precinct always was watching for him on their beats A7 E7 But when he ripped off Seymour, he was really not doing so fine A7 E7 And everything is nice, well except his hands and legs and maybe even mineChorus E7 A7 E7 You make me go Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh oohverse 3 ) E7 A7 E7 It's very funny asking me why they keep the lights on down so low E7 A7 E7 Well, yesterdayâ??s trickâ??s today's competition or didn't you know A7 E7 And, oh, fluorescent lighting makes it so your wrinkles â?? they don't show A7 E7 And it's very funny the way that 20 bucks an hour can go if you don't make me go nowChorus (everybody sings) E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh oohSoloChorus E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh oohverse 4 (backup harmony vocals in boldface) E7 A7 E7 Everybody wondered about you when you were seen drinking some beer E7 A7 E7 You got here from Ohio and your mother said you took it in the rear. That's where it goes nowChorus E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh oohSolo E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh oohChorus E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh E7 A7 E7 Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh