hide this tabC strum pattern and so forth e|0----0-0-0----0-0-0--------| B|1----1-1-1----1-1-1--------| G|0----0-0-0----0-0-0--------| D|2----2-2-2----2-2-2--------| A|3----3-3-3----3-3-3--------| E|---------------------------|(Verse) C I was sittin' in the kitchen One day, and I was itchin' To fill up my belly G With the pipin' hot jelly Of the best damn treat in the world He's talkin' G Pop Tarts And I saw a stick of butter And it almost made me shudder C And scream like a baby girl I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to C F Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble C G C(Ring) 'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dreamC Have you ever put butter on a poptart? It's soooo freakin' F C Goooood...Have you ever put butter on a poptart.... G C If you haven't than I think you should......hide this tab(This G chord has a mini slide thing into C) G C Sooooooooo.......I put butter on a poptart? It was soooo freakin' F C Goooood...Have you ever put butter on a poptart.... G C If you haven't than I think you should.....hide this tabC G F e|0-----------------0-------------1------| B|1-----------------0-------------1------| G|0-----------------0-------------2------| D|2-----------------0-------------3------| A|3-----------------2-------------3------| E|------------------3-------------1------|