Written by Morrissey/Mark E. Nevin
Intro C F Eb D C (x3) G F C F Eb D C Verse C F Eb D C Phlegm lapels for the last time C F Eb D C Corn beef legs for the last time G Oh, we're so glad F C F Eb D C That you've finally decidedVerse C F Eb D C Chips with cream for the last time C F Eb D C The people's friend for the last time G Oh, we're so glad F C F Eb D C That you've finally decided C F Eb D C Tiny striped socks for the last time C F Eb D C Pokes and prods for the last time G And the doctor said F C F Eb D C "don't nod your head until june !"Eb But then you see someone new Ab And you want someone new Eb So you have someone new Bb I don't blame you Eb Ab We would all do the same as you D G If ever we had the nerve toInterlude C F Eb D Verse C F Eb D C Sick at noon for the last time C And who is going to clean up ? F Eb D C Would you be so kind ? G Oh, everybody's staring F C F Eb D C At the strange clothes that you're wearing C F Eb D C Bad advice for the last time C F Eb D C And people being nice for the very first time G Oh, we're so glad F C F Eb D C That you have finally decided !Eb But then you see someone new Ab And you want someone new Eb So you have someone new Bb I don't blame you Eb Ab We would all do the same as you D G If ever we had the chance to