Higgs Boson Blues

	  		

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Can't remember anything at all 
Flame trees line the streets 
Can't remember anything at all 
But I'm driving my car down to Geneva 
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I been sitting in my basement patio 
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Aye it was hot up above 
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Girls walk past, the roses all in bloom 
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Have you ever heard about the Higgs Boson Blues? 
I'm going down to Geneva, baby 
Gonna teach it to you 
Who cares? Who cares what the future brings? 

Black road long and I drove and drove 
And came upon a crossroad 
The night was hot and black 
I see Robert Johnson with a 10-dollar guitar 
Strapped to his back looking for a tomb 
Well here comes Lucifer with his canon law 
And a hundred black babies running from his genocidal jaw 
He got the real killer groove 
Robert Johnson and the devil, man 
Don't know who is gonna rip off who 
Driving my car, flame trees on fire 
Sitting and singing the Higgs Boson Blues 

I'm tired, I'm looking for a spot to drop 
All the clocks have stopped 
In Memphis now in the Lorraine Motel 
It's hot, it's hot - that's why they call it the Hot Spot 
I'll take a room with a view 
Hear a man preaching in a language that's completely new 
Making the hot cocks in the flophouse bleed 
While the cleaning ladies sob into their mops 
And a bellhop hops and bops 
A shot rings out to a spiritual groove 
Everybody bleeding to that Higgs Boson Blues 

If I die tonight, bury me 
In my favorite yellow patent leather shoes 
With a mummified cat and a cone-like hat 
That the caliphate forced on the Jews 
Can you feel my heartbeat? 
Can you feel my heartbeat? 

Hannah Montana does the African Savannah 
As the simulated rainy season begins 
She curses the queue at the Zulus 
And moves on to Amazonia 
And cries with the dolphins 
Mama ate the pygmy 
The pygmy ate the monkey 
The monkey has a gift that he is sending back to you 
Look here comes the missionary 
With his smallpox and flu 
He's saving them, the savages 
With the Higgs Boson Blues 
I'm driving my car down to Geneva 
I'm driving my car down to Geneva 

Oh let the damn day break 
The rainy days always make me sad 
Miley Cyrus floats in a swimming pool in Toluca Lake 
And you're the best girl I've ever had 
Can't remember anything at all