Todays Lesson

	  		
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  Little Janie, she wakes up from a dream  
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  A gun like a jawbone down the waistband of her jeans 

Oh, yeah 

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  Mr Sandman, he can recite today's lesson in his sleep 
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He says there oughta be some kind of law against me going down the street 
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  And little Janie pipes up and she says, she says: 




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  We're gonna have a real cool time tonight 
Yeah, tonight 

All right 

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Down the back of Janie's jeans she had the jawbone of an ass 
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Mr Sandman, he runs around the corner 
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Trying to head her off at the pass 
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He sticks his head over the fence and yells something way too fast 
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It's today's lesson, yeah, something about the corruption of the working class 
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Little Janie wakes up on the floor and she says 

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We're gonna have a real cool time tonight 
Come on 

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Janie says we're all such a crush of want half-mad with loss 
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We are violated in our sleep and we weep and we toss and we turn and we burn 
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We are hypnotised we are cross-eyed we are pimped we are bitched 
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We are told such monstrous lies 
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Janie wakes up and she says 

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We're gonna have a real cool time tonight 

SOLO-Y BIT 

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Mr Sandman, he has a certain appetite for Janie in repose 
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He digs her pretty knees and that she is completely naked underneath all her clothes 
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He likes to congregate around the intersection of Janie's jeans, yeah 
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Mr Sandman the inseminator he opens her up like a love letter and enters her dreams 
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Little Janie wakes up and she says 

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We're gonna have a real good time tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight 
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We're gonna have a real good time 
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Come on, come on, come on 
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We're gonna have a real good time