Written by Eddy Arnold/Wally Fowler/J. Graydon Hall
Intro: G #1. G Well, if I had a nickel, I know what I would do. G G7 I'd spend it all on candy and give it all to you. C I'd spend it all on candy and give it all to you. D Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how G Gm7 much I love you. #2. Gm7 G And if you were a kitten with pretty glossy fur. G G7 I'd pick you up and stroke you and listen to you purr. C I'd pick you up and stroke you and listen to you purr. D Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how G Gm7 much I love you. #3. Gm7 G And if you were a horsefly and I an old gray mare. G G7 I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair. C I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair. D Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how G Gm7 much I love you. INTERLUDE: Gm7 C G D C G #4. Gm7 G Well, if you were a tiger, I'd hang around your den. G G7 I'd pester you, my honey, until you let me in. C I'd pester you, my honey, until you let me in. D Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how G Gm7 much I love you. #5. Abm7 Ab Well, if you wanna marry, now, let me tell you what. Ab Ab7 We'll go and find a parson and let him tie the knot. Db We'll go and find a parson and let him tie the knot. Eb Cause that's how much I love you, baby, that's how Ab Abm7 much I love you.