Chemo Limo

	  		Intro: Fm/C – Fm (2x) 

Fm/C              Fm/Bb          Fm/F# 
I    had a dream- crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Franklin 
      Db7           Fm/Bb                 Fm 
Came o-ver and baby-sat  all four of my kids 
Fm/C                Fm/Bb           Fm/F# 
Then in my dream, I told the doctor off 
   Db                          Bbm                            Fm 
He said, “If you don’t want to do  it, then you don’t have to do it” 
             Db                   Bbm         Fm 
He said “The truth is, you’ll be okay anyway” 

Fm/C               Fm/Bb          Fm/F#                       Db 
Then, in my dream, crispy, crispy Ben- jamin Franklin and the doctor 
       Bbm                     Fm 
Went and had a talk with my boss 
Fm/C                Fm/Bb       Fm/F# 
Something about insurance policies 
     Db                              Bbm 
They kept the door closed at all times 
                        Fm 
I couldn’t hear or see 
               Db                         Bbm         Fm 
When they came out, they said “You’ll be okay anyway” 
      Db                                 Bbm    Fm 
And I smiled ‘cause I’d known it all the while 


   Ab7                         Db 
No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you 
Gb9                            Bbm7 
I  ain’t about to pay for this shit 
             Ab7                       Db 
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo 
                 Gb9                    Bbm7 
And on any given day, I’d rather ride a limousine 
   Ab7                         Db 
No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you 
Gb9                        Bbm7 
I  ain’t about to die like this 
             Ab7                       Db 
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo 
                  Gb9               Bbm7 
And besides, this shit is making me tired 
             Ab7                 Db 
Is making me tired, is making me tired 
                     Gb9      Bbm7 
You know I plan to retire someday 
               Ab7       Db     Gb9       Bbm7 
But mama gonna go out in style, go out in style 
     Ab7               Db 
This shit is making me tired 
             Gb9                 Bbm7 
Is making me tired, is making me tired 
           Ab7       Db     Gb9       Bbm7 
Mama gonna go out in style, go out in style 


Fm/C                Fm/Bb           Fm/F# 
When I woke up, the kids were being quiet 
  Db 
I knew it was a dream 
       Bbm                        Fm 
Right away I called the limousine company 
Fm/C                  Fm/Bb               Fm/F# 
Then I got dressed, I dressed the kids as well 
    Db               Bbm              Fm 
The limousine pulled in and we piled in 


    Fm/C                   Fm/Bb           Fm/F# 
The driver, he asked which way  we were headed 
             Db                         Bbm                Fm 
I said “Sir, let’s just go west” and he listened obediently 
Db                Bbm                  Fm 
Sophie only wants to listen to radio BBC 
Db                 Bbm                     Fm 
Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me  all about the meanies 
Db                          Bbm               Fm 
Jacqueline was being such a big girl with her cup of tea 

Looking out of the window 
    Db       Bbm                        Fm 
And Barbara,     she looks just like my mom 
      Db      Bbm                           Fm 
Oh my Barbara,    she looks so much like my mom 



   Ab7                         Db 
No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you 
Gb9                            Bbm7 
I  ain’t about to pay for this shit 
             Ab7                       Db 
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo 
                 Gb9                    Bbm7 
And on any given day, I’d rather ride a limousine 
   Ab7                         Db 
No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you 
Gb9                        Bbm7 
I  ain’t about to die like this 
             Ab7                       Db 
I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo 
                  Gb9               Bbm7 
And besides, this shit is making me tired 
             Ab7                 Db 
Is making me tired, is making me tired 
                     Gb9      Bbm7 
You know I plan to retire someday 
               Ab7       Db     Gb9       Bbm7 
But mama gonna go out in style, go out in style 
     Ab7               Db 
This shit is making me tired 
             Gb9                 Bbm7 
Is making me tired, is making me tired 
           Ab7       Db     Gb9       Bbm7 
Mama gonna go out in style, go out in style 


Fm/C   Db     Bbm7   Fm 
Style. Style. Style. Style. 
(2x) 

Fm/C                    Fm/Bb 
I    had a dream- crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Franklin 
Fm/F#  Db                   Bbm             Fm 
Came o-ver and baby-sat all four of my kids 
Fm/C              Fm/Bb                          Fm/F# 
I    had a dream- crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Franklin 
       Db                        Bbm          Fm 
Came o-ver and baby-sat all four of my kids 


Db                Bbm                  Fm 
Sophie only wants to listen to radio BBC 
Db                 Bbm                     Fm 
Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me  all about the meanies 
Db                          Bbm               Fm 
Jacqueline was being such a big girl with her cup of tea 

Looking out of the window 
    Db       Bbm                        Fm 
And Barbara,     she looks just like my mom 
           Db      Bbm7                          Fm 
Oh my God, Barbara,    she looks so much like my mom