800 POUND JESUS Sung By: Sawyer Brown Album: Drive Me Wild Transcribed by: Sharlee Maher D G I saw a garage sale Pulled up in the yard D A Found a statue of Jesus That was 8 feet tall D G He held out his arms And he seemed all alone D G A So I loaded him up And I drove him home D G Out by my driveway He looks down the street D A Long hair and sandals Made of rebar and concrete D G I painted him white With a long purple robe D G A He's the rock of ages On a gravel road Chorus: D A G A G Em A He's an 800 pound Jesus Standing taller then a tree D A G A G A D He's and 800 pound Jesus A bigger man then you or me I thought loosin my job Was the end of the world Till my best pal Ran off with my best girl I felt suicidal With no real friend So I walked outside With a rope in my hand Out by the statue There's a big oak tree So I hopped on that statue And counted to three I had every intention of buying the farm But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms I wanted to return the favor to him Cause I never had a more solid friend So I planted some flowers all around his feet And I bought him a flock of ceramic sheep Once again, hope it sounds as good to you as it does to me. Any input would be welcomed at [email protected] God Bless!