Written by Dave Frishberg
Intro: Dm Eb7 Dm Eb7 Dm Dm/C Bb7 A7 Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 Eb7 Peel me a grape, crush me some ice Dm7 C7 Bb7 A7/13- Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 F9 Start me a smoke, talkto me nice Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7 You got to wine me and dine me Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7 Don't try and fool me, be jewell me Bb7 Bdim Fm/C Eithe ramuse me, or lose me Bm7/A A7/9+ A7 Dm Dm/C Bb7 A7 I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 Eb7 Pop me a cork, French me a fry Dm7 C7 Bb7 A7/13- Crack me a nut, bring a bowl for my pillow Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 F9 Chill me some wine, keep standing by Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7 Just entertain me, champagne me Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7 Show me youlove me, kidglove me Bb7 Bdim Fm/C Best way to cheer me, cashmere me Bm7/A A7/9+ A7 Dm Dm/C Bb7 A7 I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape D7 Here's how to be na agree able chap Gm Gm/Gb Gm/F Em5-/7 Love me and leave me in luxury's lap E7 D/Gb Gm Abdim Hop when I holler, skip when I snap Bb9 A7/13- When I say 'do it,' jump to it Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 Eb7 Send out for Scotch, call me a cab Dm7 C7 Bb7 A7/13- Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals Dm7 Eb7 Dm7 F9 Just hang around, pickup the tab Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7 Never out think me, just mink me Bb7 Bdim Fm/C B7 Polar be arrug me, don't bug me Bb7 Bdim Fm/C New Thunder bird me, you heard me Bm7/A A7/9+ Dm6 I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape