Written by David Marr/Star Room Boys
C D G Well I almost bummed a ride from Kansas City C G D Would?ve had me home 2 months ago, time for easter anyway C D G Em It took 16 days to thumb back east to Nashville C D C G I just got outside of our town with that trucker yesterday C D G And I guess I hoped she might still be here a-waitin? C G D And I know you and all the boys got money in your hands C D G Em And I?m sorry and I thought that I was stayin? C D C G But I know she?s got her reasons but she don?t understandChorus Even though she told me almost doesn?t count no moreC D G So tell the cops to head on back to town C D G And make all them pretty women settle down C D G G/F# Em And if our shoulder drinkin?, backwards thinkin? don?t just cut it here C D Buddy when you won?t meet me on St. Patricks Day next year C G I?ll be 1500 miles before I?m gone C G And I?ll still be wishin? I?d be stayin on C D G G/F# Em But I called her up just like I did a hundred times before C D C G And she told me almost doesn?t count no more