Tabbed by Guitarviper G Well its a story that been told before C G But this time theres a twist A D I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss G C G I know I dont deserve no sympathy but I think its a sin C G D G My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend G C G Like Thelma & Louise they took off in the dead of the night A D A '91 suburban with a loaded .45 G C G Well I called up the authority, where would I begin C G D G My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend C G D She was the sweetest thing on earth, always so true G A D She loved me with a passion yeah my wife did too G C G I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it C G D G My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend G Now I know what you gals are thinking C G Yeah that bastard got what he deserved A D And in the battles of the sexes the lines have surely gotten blurred G C G But I just want the both of them to come back home again C G D G My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend G C G Well I even asked my lawyer he se said son it seems to be a trend C G D G My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend