Written by A.P. Carter
D A D Mama sent me to the spring, she told me not to stay, A D I fell in love with a pretty little girl, and could not get away. (Chorus) A D Chawin' chewing gum, chewing chawin' gum, A D Chawin' chewing gum, chewing chawin' gum. D A D First she give me peaches, next she give me pears, A D next she give me fifty cents, kissed me on the stairs Chorus D A D Mommy don't 'low me to whistle, poppy don't 'low me to sing, A D they don't want me to marry, I'll marry just the same. Chorus D A D I wouldn't have a lawyer, I'll tell you the reason why, A D every time he opens his mouth, he tells a great big lie. Chorus D A D I wouldn't have a doctor, I'll tell you the reason why, A D he rides all over the country, and makes the people die. Chorus D A D I wouldn't have a farmer, I'll tell you the reason why, A D because he has so plenty to eat, specially a pumpkin pie. Chorus D A D I took my girl to church last night, how do you reckon she done? A She walked right up in the preacher's face, D and chewed her chewing gum.