A Well I'm trying to keep my brains from getting dry There's only one way I know A I'm gonna bolt shut the windows, barricade the doors E Let all of my judgements go A I'll take the meat from the table, talk straight while I'm able D B Until I'm nothing less than a crime A E A Until my heart stops beating I will drink myself too much wine A Well I know I'm getting nowhere, creeping up the backstair Telling myself I'm in pain A Well even I don't believe me, I'm inaudible to leave me E Till only my dumbness remains A Well even schoolgirl can ride me, there's something dead inside me D B I'd give away my blood for a sign A E A Until my ship comes in I'm gonna drink myself too much wine E Too much wine A Too much wine E A I'll be your best kind of friend, I'll be submissive to the end of the line D A And when the clock strikes seven they can cut me down in my prime E A I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine A Well I'm trying to keep my brains from getting dry There's only one way I know A I'm gonna bolt shut the windows, barricade the doors E Let all of my judgements go A I'll take the meat from the table, talk straight while I'm able D B Until I'm nothing less than a crime A E A Until my heart stops beating I will drink myself too much wine E Too much wine A Too much wine E A I'll be your best kind of friend, I'll be submissive to the end of the line D A And when the clock strikes seven they can cut me down in my prime E A I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine A x7 E A D B A E A E Too much wine A Too much wine Oh, my god! E A I'll be your best kind of friend, I'll be submissive to the end of the line D A And when the clock strikes seven they can cut me down in my prime E A I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine E A I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine A E D A I'll be your last witch doctor, I'll be anything for too much wine