Turtleneck

	  		
verse 1 
F             Ab                F            Ab 
Oh my Mother, let your daughter dance with me 
F           Ab                       F              Ab 
I'd like to spin her wild around the cottonwood tree 
        Bbm                 Dbm               Bbm 
There's something about her eyes, I think her roots are rotten 
F                Ab                   F          Abadd13 
This must be the reason she wears her hair up in knots, oh no 

Pre-Chorus 
F                      Ab 
This is so embarrassing 
F                 Ab 
Ah, we're pissing fits 
Fm                         F                  Ab 
Crying on our doorsteps in t-shirts loose and ripped 
Bb                             Bbm 
Some of them so out of style I cannot save them 
F                               Ab 
They'll just get whatever my salvation gave them 

C 
Keep the weed next to the bed 
Bb 
Light the water, check for lead 
C 
Dim the lights a little lower 
Bb 
Hide your backbone, shrug your shoulders 
C 
Give the gift that fits your head 
Bb                              F Ab F Ab 
You have to get this turtleneck 


verse 2 
    Fm                                       F                Ab 
The poor, they leave their cellphones in the bathrooms of the rich 
              F                Ab       F          Ab 
And when they try to turn them off everything they switch to 
         Bb                           Bb          Ab 
Is just another man, in shitty suits, everybody's cheering for 
F                Ab                Fm 
This must be the genius we've been waiting years for, oh no 

Pre-Chorus 
F                      Ab 
This is so embarrassing 
F                 Ab 
Ah, we're pissing fits 
Fm                         F                  Ab 
Crying on our doorsteps in t-shirts loose and ripped 
Bb                             Bbm 
Some of them so out of style I cannot save them 
F                               Ab 
They'll just get whatever my salvation gave them 

C 
Keep the weed next to the bed 
Bb 
Light the water, check for lead 
C 
Dim the lights a little lower 
Bb 
Hide your backbone, shrug your shoulders 
C 
Give the gift that fits your head 
Bb 
You have to get this turtleneck 


Guitar solo 
F Fm F Fm F Fm F Fm 
F Ab Fm Ab 
Bbm Bb 
F Ab F Fm F Fm F Ab F Ab F Ab 
Bb Ab Bb Ab 
F Ab Fm Cm 

C 
Keep the weed next to the bed 
Bb 
Light the water, check for lead 
C 
Dim the lights a little lower 
Bb 
Hide your backbone, shrug your shoulders 
C 
Give the gift that fits your head 
Bb                              F Ab F 
You have to get this turtleneck