New Years With Carl Weathers

	  		Intro: Db 

verse 1: 
                  B                         F# 
Two miles from the hotel, eight hundred from home 

                                Abm 
We're forced to call on all we know 

    Eb              E 
But all we know's a joke 

                     B                           F# 
The van just started shaking, coughing out black smoke 

                          Abm                 Eb         E 
We're pulling off in a parking lot cause this might just explode 

           B (strum once) 
Cause it's New Year's Eve and four degrees 

       Abm      F# 
We're stranded, hopeless 

E      B         F# 
I just want some sleep 

                B                                  F# 
Drew's too busy sexting with some girl he met last show 

                        Abm               Eb            E 
Tripping balls from the soft effects of a Nyquil overdose 

              B                          F# 
Nobody's been asking how we're gonna get home 
    
                    Eb    E    F#         
Cause we all know 
  
             Abm    F#     E         
We'll deal with it tomorrow 

Eb    E   F# 
Yeah, we know 

Chorus: 
              B     Abm 
It's gonna be our year, boys 

E 
I'd speak up 

                        Abm       E           Eb 
But I'm waiting for the irony to fall asleep without me 

          B        Abm 
And we'll wait and see 

          E                 
With some luck and patching up 

        F#      F         E                   Eb    E    F# 
I think I'll be home this week 

      Abm          F#      E       Eb    E     F# 
We'll deal with it our own way 

           F# 
And we'll stay, and we'll wait, 

                       B               F# 
And we'll wake in this awkward mess we made 

                        Abm 
A landscape forged from pizza crust 

Eb                   E 
And what's left of a case 

B                           F# 
We'll make friends in every state 

                     Abm 
Like the cops in the parking lot 

   Eb       E 
Or staff of Steak'N'Shake 


Chorus: 
              B     Abm 
It's gonna be our year, boys 

E 
I'd speak up 

                        Abm       E           Eb 
But I'm waiting for the irony to fall asleep without me 

          B        Abm 
And we'll wait and see 

          E                 
With some luck and patching up 

        F#      F         E   
I think I'll be home this week 

F#                   E 
But I'm too tired to speak 

          Eb        E               B        F# 
I'll say, "Hey man, I'll see you in Cleveland" 

Eb        E               F# 
"Hey man, I'll see you in Cleveland" 

Eb      E           B              F# 
Someone go tell the universe we're not concerned 

Eb           E           F# 
We know that it's out to get us 


But we'll never learn 

Eb           E            B            F#          (strum each once and hold, except play F# as two notes) 
So if you're thinking you just got the best of me   

Eb (strum once) 
Man, we don't go down that easy 


Eb    E    F#    Abm    F#    E   Eb    E    F# 



             B     Abm 
It's gonna be our year, boys 

E 
I'd speak up 

                        Abm       E           Eb 
But I'm waiting for the irony to fall asleep without me 

          B        Abm 
And we'll wait and see 

          F#                E 
With some luck and patching up 

        F#      F         E   
I think I'll be home this week 


Outro: Eb    E    F#