That Wuttin' A Marlboro

	  		Key of A 
 
 
(A) (A) (A) (A) 
 
Some (A) weirdos moved in across the street 
And they were keepin' my wife awake 
(D) 12 hours of the Goo Goo Dolls  
Was a(E)bout all she could take 
So, I went (A) over there and bummed a cigarette 
Told 'em, (D) "break it up pretty soon" 
Some Abor(E)iginese midgets found me 2 days later 
On the dark side of the (A) moon 
 
Uh oh... (A7) 
That wuttin' a (D) Marlboro 
Was that (E) new Prince Albert, in the left handed (A) can 
Uh oh... (A7)  
That wuttin' a (D) Marlboro 
But, that (E) stuff's enough to make Janet Reno 
Look like the Marlboro (A) Man 
 
Kinda (D) looked like a Lucky or a (A) short Pall Mall 
Tastes like (E7) horse maure, but (A) Menthol 
If it (D) legally reaches the (A) public's lips 
There's gonna be a shortage of (E7) tater chips 
We can (D) finally start hating Phillip (A) Morris' guts 
Cause (E) this stuff, kicks a (A) cigarette's butt 
My (D) brain said it's somethin' it had (A) never seen 
It beats the tar out of (E) nicer'tine.... 
 
Uh oh... (A7) 
That wuttin' a (D) Marlboro 
But it's the (E) Surgeon General's, nephew's favorite (A) brand 
Uh oh... (A7) 
That wuttin' a (D) Marlboro 
But, two (E) packs of that will have the Backstreet Boys 
Soundin' like a regaee (A) band 
It'll (E) have the fellers at the DEA 
Coughin' on the witness (A) stand 
 
Uh oh..(A7)..........