Hooker With A Penis (acoustic)

	  		
verse 1 (D D - -) 
D D     D   D       D     D F   F 
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a 
D    D       D    D      F 
Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings 
F      F         F               
New tattoos that claimed that  


(D DU U D) 
D  D     C  
He was OGT, 
C       D 
After '92, 
D          C    C 
The first EP. 


(D D - -) 
(C)      D   
And in between 
D       D 
Sips of Coke 
D       D 
He told me that 
D 
He thought  
D       D       D 
We were sellin' out, 
F      F 
Layin' down, 
F       F 
Suckin' up 
F      F  
To the man. 



         C         
Well now I've got some 
G          D           D 
Advice for you, little buddy. 
F                    G 
Before you point the finger 
           D 
You should know that 
        D 
I'm the man, 
       C 
And if I'm the man, 
     G                
Then you're the man, and 
D               A 
He's the man as well so you can 
F                  G              D    D 
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass. 


F G D D (one strum) 


verse 2 (D D - -) 
D            D                     D 
All you know about me is what I've sold you, 
D 
Dumb fuck. 
D          D               D         D        D 
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name. 
          F              F 
I sold my soul to make a record, 
F 
Dip shit, 
F   F   F      F (hold) 
And you bought one. 



   C 
So I've got some 
G          D           D 
Advice for you, little buddy. 
F                     G 
Before you point your finger 
           D 
You should know that 
        D 
I'm the man, 
   C               G 
If I'm the fuckin' man 
                D              A 
Then you're the fuckin' man as well 

So you can 
F                  G              D    D 
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass. 


F G D D  
F F D (hold) 


verse 3 (D DU U D) 
A             D                    D      
All you know about me is what I've sold you, 
D 
Dumb fuck. 
F          F               G    G        D 
I sold out long before you ever heard my name. 
          D              D           
I sold my soul to make a record, 
D 
Dip shit, 
F       G            D   D 
And you bought one. 


BRIDGE (D DU U D) 
C G D D  
F G D D 


verse 4 (D D - -) 
F        F 
All you read and 
F       F 
Wear or see and 
C       C        
Hear on TV 
C    C 
Is a product 
G       G 
Begging for your 
G      G 
Fatass dirty 
D (hold) 
Dollar 
(N.C.) 
So...Shut up and 


OUTRO (DUDUDUDU) 
D   D   D         
Buy buy buy 
C   C                
Buy my new record 
D   D   D       
Buy buy buy 
C    C 
Send more money 
D    D 
Fuck you, buddy. 
C    C 
Fuck you, buddy. 
D    D 
Fuck you, buddy. 
C    C 
Fuck you, buddy. 
D (hold)